If you're looking for a gift for someone you secretly hate this Xmas, we have just what you need.
Equally, if someone gets you one of these gifts, you can probably bet that they aren't that fond of you either, and may even consider you a bit of an ick...
Sock Sandals
For the person that has absolutely no fashion sense.
Inflatable unicorn hat for cats
Because your cat has secretly always wanted this.
Banana Armour
Because not bruising your banana should be your top priority in life.
Bubble Wrap Jumpsuit
Sounds like a good idea, but once you realise you can only use it once, the novelty kind of wears off.
Beer Googles
Because who wants to hold a beer bottle with ease.
For the person that has it all, literally nothing. An empty ball... and it costs £5.
Sculpt your own boyfriend
Because nothing says your desperate and alone more then your friends buying you this.
Carpet Sliders
For those parents who want to spend Christmas day in the emergency room with their children.
Car Eyelashes
For that incredibly vain girl, who wears so much make-up she needs to share it with her car.
The Man Bowl
For that special guy in your life that eats like an animal.
Knit Your Own Beard
Because as hard as you try, you can't grow one yourself.
Cat Clothes Hangers, Shaped Like Cats In Clothes
For that person who is destined to end up old and alone with 30 well dressed cats. 
Garden Dog Sculptures
Because who doesn't want their garden to look like it being destroyed by dogs 24/7
Reluctant Bride Cake Topper
Buy this for your fiance, I dare ya. Equally as horrifying if received from your mother-in-law.
Ice Teeth
Why spit in someones drink, when you can leave your teeth there?
The only way you will get a man to do housework
So you can ruin those expensive new shoes you just got with permanent glitter
Because nothing is more disappointing than thinking you have dollar when you don't
Now not only do you not have a place to put your drink, but your mouth is covered too. 
Grass Slippers
Because there is nothing like the feeling of mud in between your toes
F#@K You Mug
Because everyone needs to be knocked down a peg after their morning coffee.
Because remembering to clear your internet history is hard enough, never mind having to remember to remove the humping dog USB as well.
We've picked our worst 4 from the list! Which one would you be most disappointed to receive?
CLICK THE TICK TO HAVE YOUR PICK!
Written by Gemma Eve Pullen
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